February 2012
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dear jesus.. hahhhh.. just.. just watch the intro... →
are there really american people who are that fucking brain-dead to believe that these idiots are capable of running a goddamn country? let alone have ANY say whatsoever in women’s rights? holy fuck. I CAN’T.
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a...
– Leo F. Buscaglia (via corona-borealis)
Right classy, like
epentheticsyncope:
At the car dealership so baby car can get a checkup. They have a massive flat screen tv in the waiting area and they’re playing Planet Earth.
In a related story, 7:30 is too early to be at the car dealership.
why the hell are you there this early!? i would have been like “noo, sorry, man. appt’s at 9:00.” and just skipped the first part of work. lmao....
Sometimes I look at people and I wonder. I wonder...
I ate a butterfly
Penny: Where are you going?
Sheldon: Wherever the music takes me, kitten.
Sheldon, Teen Heartthrob
Leonard: Sheldon, you are ONE day late for your haircut.
Sheldon: Thank you for captioning my nightmare.